i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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