What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he was CRYING into my vagina
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
