I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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