i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
