So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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