She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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