I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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