Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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