what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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