they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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