hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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