Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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