Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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