I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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