Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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