fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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