I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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