Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? Itβs all over my face and crotch.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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