it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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