Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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