Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
