Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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