When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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