do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Randomize
