When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
FUCK WHALES
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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