just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
