Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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