Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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