I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
