I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The struggles of a small town man whore
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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