Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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