yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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