so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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