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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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