handjob tips. give me some.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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