the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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