I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we're making bets on your personal life
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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