Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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