no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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