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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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