I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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