There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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