Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i think my tv is drunk
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
