Are we in a gay sports bar?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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