You don't have asthma, your pregnant
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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