So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No subtext here. People are naked.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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