too bad you live with your parents still
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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