I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
and she was petting her beer can
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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