Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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