whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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