Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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