I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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