Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Quick, to the slutcave!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
