ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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